You ever wonder why so few people actually spot Bigfoot? It’s because on most days he keeps his slacker butt asleep in the cave. Let the world know that the big-footed one spends most of his time taking a nap with this “Bigfoot is a Slacker” design.
Even when Sasquatch isn’t slacking, if what happened to these “hikers” in Georgia is any indication, the Quatchi clan evidently aren’t highly motivated to come to the aid of a fallen comrade. Reporting on Matthew Whitton (aka Gary Parker) and Rick Dyer’s press conference about one of their hikes that resulted in the men ending up with a partially disemboweled 500-pound critter in their freezer, CNET’s Chris Matyszczyk says that the two “braved the circling of other Bigfeet who were perturbed to see the body of their blood brother being dragged away.” (I don’t know about yours, but I know that my perturbed relatives would do more than “circle” if they saw two guys dragging grandpa’s body off to their pickup truck!)
You be the judge. But if you agree, you can let the world know about Bigfoot’s disturbing lack of motivation by getting your own “Bigfoot is a Slacker” t-shirt.
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A professional writer since 1984, Pamela Rice Hahn is the author of more than 20 published books.